I randomly thought of Wishbone the awesome dog from PBS back in the day. Naturally this meant I had to google pictures of him in his costumes.
if you listen carefully you can hear me whisper “shut the fuck up” at least once every five minutes
Kinda wanna punch you in the face, kinda wanna suck your dick
When you’re in the middle of sobbing and you start dissociating so you’re like “okay I’m done now” and turn into an emotionless zombie
I gotta go, my date is here
When someone says something manipulative or passive aggressive to you thinking you won’t catch on to their little game but you fucking do.
random thingz about girlz that i like
- pendants dangling from necklaces when they lean over
- how they brush hair out of their faces
- little moles and freckles on shoulders and backs
- how deep their voices can get when they’re truly just kickin it instead of trynna be professional or cute
- how they just tell u where they got an accessory or part of their outfit if u compliment them on it
- yoga pants booty
If you’ve never worked in retail or a restaurant this is a real, legitimate thing that happens daily